Dan Pearce computer mouse

Dan Pearce computer mouse

Dan Pearce holding up a computer mouse making crazy eyes.

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Seems I’ve Got a Stage-Four Clinger In My Life

I've got a stage-four clinger in my life, and I'm not so sure how I should handle it, since I can't just breakup or move on like I usually would.

A Break from the Kumbaya of It All

Dan Pearce - in bed with a bag of jerkey
Life is good. Things are positive. Everything is going in the best direction. Things couldn't be better. But FUCK, that shit gets exhausting. Allow me to get balanced here...

Let Me Just Stop You Right There…

Why do people do that?
This post started with me letting you in on a little secret. It ended with a long-overdue rant about the ways women in the dating world go out of their way to make me feel *so* special.

The Real Reason I’m Still Single

Real reason I'm single
I just published a blog post about loving Valentines Day. Yes, I'm still single. And this is the real reason why, along with a couple responses to the icky trolls.

A Shrinker Overthinker

Dan Pearce urology camera
It's done. I survived. And now I will write to make myself feel better about the monstrosity that threatened my manhood, inside and out.

I Think I’m Gonna Need a Stent Double…

A special hell is coming my way, and there's not a thing I can do to avoid it. I don't apologize in advance for making you picture any of this. If I have to... You have to.